Bono &“The Interview!”
U2 Radio Lights go down, it’s dark – because there’s no freaking electricity! North Korea – try to name a more f***ed up country on Earth than North Korea…You can’t! Yes, they’re doing the atomic bomb...
View ArticleU2′s Army: Recruiting Now!
U2 Radio Note to Bono: forget about the younger audience because they’re too fat! Remember when Bono yelled, “Get up off your big fat ass now,” at the beginning of Mysterious Ways at the Rose Bowl?...
View ArticleU2: Up For Auction?
U2 Radio They don’t know what you’re doing, babe it must be art…auction? Bono has been picking up paintings from every Tom, Dick and Picasso as of late in London, and now you can too. Well, put away...
View ArticleIn Science & In “The Lab Coat?”
U2 Radio “Let me introduce you to the scientist of the family.” That was the introduction of The Edge by Bono at the Boston Garden on the Elevation DVD in 2001, what now seems like 100 years ago....
View ArticleVan Diemen’s Land….Times Three!
U2 Radio You’re in my mind, all of the time, and I know it’s not enough, do you know what song has been rattling in my mind all week long? “Van Diemen’s Land”. The song that Edge wrote about the land...
View ArticleCan U2 Flavored Ice Cream Save The World?
U2 Radio When I look at the world I see one thing…ICE CREAM! Who doesn’t like ice cream? I, for one cannot get enough of that lovey, dovey stuff. So, today I am going to ice cream out loud and say that...
View ArticleSound The Siren(s): U2 Rumors On The Loose!
U2 Radio Sound the alarm – I mean the Siren! So have you heard the news today? I can’t change it or make it go away. You know…the news/rumor/innuendo that U2 will/may/probably tour or release a CD in...
View ArticleU2 NEEDS Weird Al Yankovic …… Again!
U2 Radio Does anyone hold the right to be ridiculous more dear than…three time Grammy winner, Weird Al Yankovic? If you don’t think Weird Al is a comedic, musical genius, you need to reevaluate. Just...
View ArticleBono is Speechless…Good!
U2 Radio Is there a time for keeping your distance? For getting on with your day A time for not waiting for Bono to speak And hear what he has to say? Just last week, a friend of mine asked me why Bono...
View ArticleU2′s Next Concert!
U2 Radio U2 wants me to “Dream out loud,” fine! I want U2 to play a concert in my house! Too far fetched? Fly into the Danger Zone with me as we explore the latest, hottest stop on the concert...
View ArticleU2′s Most Important Move…EVER!
U2 Radio As one who rarely uses hyperbole, I mean, like never in a million years…never ever, I have thought long and hard about a statement that I am going to share with you. It is one that I firmly...
View ArticleWhat If U2 Goes Gansta, Yo?
U2 Radio Is the word “Shidizzle” in the Bible? Did Matthew ever call Jesus “Phat” or “Dope”? If he did, did Jesus turn the other cheek or did he kick him in his Leviticus? Can Bono work the...
View ArticleIt’s A U2 Thang!
U2 Radio It’s funny how some phrases within our lexicon need absolutely no explanation. Like my good friend Sammy Hagar says, “What is understood does not need to be discussed.” Well, I don’t know...
View ArticleBono’s Marital Advice For The U2 Fan!
U2 Radio Will you be back, tomorrow? A look of disappointment flickers across my wife’s face every time I say “yes” to that question. Tomorrow, August 21st, Bono & Ali will be celebrating their...
View ArticleThis Has To Be U2′s Dumbest Move…Right?
U2 Radio If you release a U2 CD in a forest & no one knows it, does it still sell more than No Line on the Horizon? So, word on the street is that U2 is planning to release their latest CD with...
View ArticleNo GA Line on the Horizon!
U2 Radio Did you know that the average person spends approximately two years of their lives waiting in line, which conveniently provides me a reason to never, ever join a GA line for a U2 show. Say it...
View ArticleU2 “Blue” It!
U2 Radio U2 fans, is your orange the new black? Are you green with envy that most other bands have created 4 CD’s in the time it takes U2 to make one? Do you feel this purple haze won’t lift and you...
View ArticleU2’s Ménage A Trois!
U2 Radio Stop the fight! I absolutely burnt down Twitter to the ground last week. With the help of my Twitter followers, namely @U2 three cords & U2 koustica, we brought Twitter down to its knees...
View ArticleAre U2 And Apple Rotten To The Core?
U2 Radio Anybody else buying this cat & mouse game Apple & U2 are playing with us right now? Didn’t think so, me neither. It’s “game on” this Tuesday, and I’m predicting that there will be a...
View ArticleSimply Put…U2 Is Back!
U2 Radio Name a more anticipated release in history…you can’t! Not even when the thugs yelling for the release of Barabbas over Jesus back in the day came close to the excitement of the release of new...
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